Heinrich shows the banks how to raise massive capital.
As the saying goes...
Ain't No Business, Like Your Business!
HK stands to gain a Sweet 30% cut of the IRS collection efforts
from Secret Funds of The Super Wealthy Offshore Accounts.
Hey, maybe Heinrich Kieber can teach The US Economy Advisors a thing or two?
Friday, July 18, 2008
Scary Shares - Nightmare On Wall Street
Here we go... Que The Scene...
(Hot Girl In Highheels Starts Running Away from Killer)
(She Stumbles and Gets Back Up)
Freddie Mac mulling $10 billion share offer: report
1 hour, 38 minutes ago
(Reuters) - Mortgage giant Freddie Mac is considering raising capital by selling as much as $10 billion in new shares to investors, The Wall Street Journal reported, citing people familiar with the matter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080718/ts_nm/freddiemac_shares_dc
(Hot Girl In Highheels Starts Running Away from Killer)
(She Stumbles and Gets Back Up)
Freddie Mac mulling $10 billion share offer: report
1 hour, 38 minutes ago
(Reuters) - Mortgage giant Freddie Mac is considering raising capital by selling as much as $10 billion in new shares to investors, The Wall Street Journal reported, citing people familiar with the matter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080718/ts_nm/freddiemac_shares_dc
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Bank Of Walk-All-Over-Ya
Bank Of Wachovia is getting squeezed...
July 17, 2008, 12:57 pm
Subprime Legal: Feds and States Probe Wachovia, IndyMac
Posted by Amir Efrati
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2008/07/17/subprime-legal-feds-and-states-probe-wachovia-indymac/
Lobbyists Giveaway Rides On The Titanic
Come one and all...
The Greatest Ride Of Your Life!
The Most Luxurious Decent Into A Financial Grave ...
According to Latest AP News --
Fannie, Freddie spent millions on lobbying By TOM RAUM and JIM DRINKARD, Associated Press Writers
Thu Jul 17, 2008
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080717/ap_on_bi_ge/fannie___freddie;_ylt=AlXGvyLNwsLu0TUlrMkFWZRv24cA
The Lenders said, "Hey, look we can give all of these new mortgage programs to everyone. Low, interest rates...no money down...we go by your score only..."
The homeowners heard, "I can buy anything that I want now, and I'll refinance later..."
The US Economy heard, "Everyone is buying homes and spending money..."
The Lobbyists heard, "Here is a $170 Million Dollars..."
The Greatest Ride Of Your Life!
The Most Luxurious Decent Into A Financial Grave ...
According to Latest AP News --
Fannie, Freddie spent millions on lobbying By TOM RAUM and JIM DRINKARD, Associated Press Writers
Thu Jul 17, 2008
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080717/ap_on_bi_ge/fannie___freddie;_ylt=AlXGvyLNwsLu0TUlrMkFWZRv24cA
The Lenders said, "Hey, look we can give all of these new mortgage programs to everyone. Low, interest rates...no money down...we go by your score only..."
The homeowners heard, "I can buy anything that I want now, and I'll refinance later..."
The US Economy heard, "Everyone is buying homes and spending money..."
The Lobbyists heard, "Here is a $170 Million Dollars..."
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Friday, July 11, 2008
Mortgage Lenders Do The Monster Mash
Freddie Mac as Freddie Kruger and Fannie Mae as The Blair Witch
Starring in one of The Largest Financial Horror Freak shows.
Their stocks just swallowed a grotesque 45 percent razor cut to their shares.
It's a bloodbath of hemorrhaging losses of value all over the place.
This is just like those scenes in campy scary movies:
Chicks are always wearing highheels while running from the killer.
Hot looking people always get killed first.
Cars won't start.
If the car starts, the killer is always in the backseat .
At least at the end of these movies, we can all go back to our real lives.
However -
With Freddie Mac & Frannie Mae as The Mortgage Lenders,
something seems oddly familiar...
We are stuck ...
Our wheels are spinning ...
There is no way out ...
Everyone has gone home for the weekend...
None of those wacky ideas from the feds are working...
Paulson's talk is torture ...
The financial killers keep coming back to life so we will probably have to star in the next 10 sequels during this free fall ...
Thursday, July 10, 2008
You Say FISA, I Say FASCIST
Hey, Your Team Just Won The FISA.
What Next..Disneyworld?
No, I am going to spy on You!
What Next..Disneyworld?
No, I am going to spy on You!
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Over 4 Million Victims Of The Mortgage Wars Are In The USA...RIGHT NOW!
Yes, that's correct...
And, that number is growing.
Who are they?
They are the victims and refugees of The Mortgage Wars.
A Horrific Credit-Debt Financial War that was crafted and executed right here on our own soil....in our backyard. Right under the well-paid noses of all of the checks and balances of our vast economic system. The blame lands fully on the greed barrons that we allow to have the privilege to serve our system.
They sucked the last life out of it with their bizarro investing products, exotic mortgages and trickery lending practices.
If you think that I am off on this, do some research on banks, subprime lending, the federal reserve and hedge funds. Most of them are/were tied to both sides of the mortgage grid. They made money on all aspects and pumped up the phantom equity in asset values. This makes junk bonds and Michael Milken look like kitty cats, compared to the voracious raptors that ripped through the system in creating the mortgage crisis mess. Lex Luthor would be jealous of their diabolic labyrinthine skills!
After the main course of chewing up your home equity: They strapped on the belt extender and went back to the buffet for seconds...and thirds.... The Gordos-Of-Greed ganged up on homeowners with their promises of super low rates now that they could refinance out of later before the adjustable.
MMMmmmm, yummy... greed is tasty ...your home .... your financial security ... your peace ... your well-being ... your family ... your dreams ... digested down into the great financial gullet!
Today - over 9,000 homes are going into foreclosure everyday and there are an average of 4 people per home that are now lost and seeking refuge.
There are an estimated 4.4 million people that are now in this growing population.
And, there is no sign that the number will drop.
On the contrary, that foreclosure population number is growing.
We have had the 6th straight quarter of record foreclosures reported.
Now, there are 1.5 trillion in serviced mortgage loans that are due to reset.
And, when they do...more foreclosures will be the result.
And, even more refugees.
I read in another post on the web that the borrowers that signed their mortgages should have known better. And, it was like being told by your parents to not touch a stove. You did it anyway, and got burned. So you learned your lesson.
I see it a little differently....
this was like being told by your parents that some of the stove burners are red hot ... some are somewhat hot ... some are a little warm ... not all of them will burn you. Avoid the ones that will burn you. Here, sign this piece of paper called a disclosure to verify that we warned you.
So, you were curious ... and appropriately naive ... you touched the stove anyway.
And your entire arm combusted into flames!
Oopsie, looks like you picked the wrong one.
And, that number is growing.
Who are they?
They are the victims and refugees of The Mortgage Wars.
A Horrific Credit-Debt Financial War that was crafted and executed right here on our own soil....in our backyard. Right under the well-paid noses of all of the checks and balances of our vast economic system. The blame lands fully on the greed barrons that we allow to have the privilege to serve our system.
They sucked the last life out of it with their bizarro investing products, exotic mortgages and trickery lending practices.
If you think that I am off on this, do some research on banks, subprime lending, the federal reserve and hedge funds. Most of them are/were tied to both sides of the mortgage grid. They made money on all aspects and pumped up the phantom equity in asset values. This makes junk bonds and Michael Milken look like kitty cats, compared to the voracious raptors that ripped through the system in creating the mortgage crisis mess. Lex Luthor would be jealous of their diabolic labyrinthine skills!
After the main course of chewing up your home equity: They strapped on the belt extender and went back to the buffet for seconds...and thirds.... The Gordos-Of-Greed ganged up on homeowners with their promises of super low rates now that they could refinance out of later before the adjustable.
MMMmmmm, yummy... greed is tasty ...your home .... your financial security ... your peace ... your well-being ... your family ... your dreams ... digested down into the great financial gullet!
Today - over 9,000 homes are going into foreclosure everyday and there are an average of 4 people per home that are now lost and seeking refuge.
There are an estimated 4.4 million people that are now in this growing population.
And, there is no sign that the number will drop.
On the contrary, that foreclosure population number is growing.
We have had the 6th straight quarter of record foreclosures reported.
Now, there are 1.5 trillion in serviced mortgage loans that are due to reset.
And, when they do...more foreclosures will be the result.
And, even more refugees.
I read in another post on the web that the borrowers that signed their mortgages should have known better. And, it was like being told by your parents to not touch a stove. You did it anyway, and got burned. So you learned your lesson.
I see it a little differently....
this was like being told by your parents that some of the stove burners are red hot ... some are somewhat hot ... some are a little warm ... not all of them will burn you. Avoid the ones that will burn you. Here, sign this piece of paper called a disclosure to verify that we warned you.
So, you were curious ... and appropriately naive ... you touched the stove anyway.
And your entire arm combusted into flames!
Oopsie, looks like you picked the wrong one.
Paying At The Pumps? Beware!
Check those receipts~
Your Pay- At- The- Pump Habit Could Get You Hosed!
Rising fuel prices and economic woes have made you a target.
Some station owners are charging you more without
advertising the price difference when using credit cards.
Your Pay- At- The- Pump Habit Could Get You Hosed!
Rising fuel prices and economic woes have made you a target.
Some station owners are charging you more without
advertising the price difference when using credit cards.
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
The Declaration Of Independence
IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
hen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.
— John Hancock
New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton
Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott
New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean
Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton
North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
hen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.
— John Hancock
New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton
Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott
New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean
Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton
North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
New Jugs Save Moolah
The redesign of that Gargantuan-Gallon-Big O'Jug of Milk boasts new features of better price, enviro-friendlier and cuts costs.
Yea, a little company looks at a simple idea and decided to make a small change to improve the overall production and cost of their product. Sounds like a great idea. You would think that people would be lining up for this redesign.
Ahh, no....turns out the buyers are giving this a less than happy reception. Who knew that the shape of the container was such a major factor in their pour-emotion scale?
The new square-ish shape is a bit awkward with it's Beta Testing Users. Milk pourers everywhere should exercise extreme caution in their expectations. I am sure there will soon be government pouring warnings added to the package.
Not too worry, stores that carry the container are offering pouring technique training.
Great, now I gotta "re-learn" how to pour milk?
I guess this new container also defies The Laws of Liquid and Physics.
Yea, a little company looks at a simple idea and decided to make a small change to improve the overall production and cost of their product. Sounds like a great idea. You would think that people would be lining up for this redesign.
Ahh, no....turns out the buyers are giving this a less than happy reception. Who knew that the shape of the container was such a major factor in their pour-emotion scale?
The new square-ish shape is a bit awkward with it's Beta Testing Users. Milk pourers everywhere should exercise extreme caution in their expectations. I am sure there will soon be government pouring warnings added to the package.
Not too worry, stores that carry the container are offering pouring technique training.
Great, now I gotta "re-learn" how to pour milk?
I guess this new container also defies The Laws of Liquid and Physics.
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